Christmas. I got almost everything I've always wanted, except a life, but from reading my blog...well you know how goes!
Ah haa haa, well I'm full to the brim with Christmas cheer, or maybe just Grandma's sugar cookies. I ate my weight in pickled herring and m&m's. I adore my DVD's and my magazines and stuff. I got jammies and underware too, yay! I also can't forget that splendid RIGORMORTIS shirt I got from Jimmy and Katie, I'll wear it every day!
Well it seems I'm being a selfish little bitch rambling about what I got but I guess it is the only thing I have to talk about considering how much of a slacker I am. I didn't get any presents for anyone....well maybe a John Mayer CD for my mom. I guess getting her that was pretty generous of me considering that is the last CD I would ever want to listen to and I hope I never hear it played all the way through. But It made her happy I suppose.
I wanted to get presents for all you guys but, alas.. there is nothing but crap in the olean mall. Whatever. This holiday isn't about presents or friends anyway, IT'S ABOUT THE BIRTH OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!
F all that. I have a christmas hug for everyone. I also have my very own jar of pickled herring so I'll share that too.
Happy Holidays!
-----Hey, anyone having a holiday party?
Invite me, I'm so funny when I'm drunk!