Don't want to talk about politics
Don't preach or talk about politics
Don't let me talk about politics
Don't give a shit about politics

Awww here it goes!

So.. have you been following the nation's biggest popularity contest?
I waste about 30 minutes a day watching election news on CNN; it tells me nothing.
The coverage of every insignificant detail of these presidential campaigns is absurd.
I don't care what "The best political team on televison" has to say about anything because their omipresent opinions are about as valuable as the opinons of people who leave their comments on YouTube Caturday videos. I learn more about the candidates browsing Fark for 10 minutes.

But I must admit I haven't done any serious research. So far I just assume that NONE of the candidates could best serve my interests. It just seems to me that the Democrats and the Republicans are two sides of the same coin. The Democrats want to control your money and the Republicans want to control your mind ( to spout out some spiffy Libertarian catch-phrases).
If I had to pick a side I would have to pick the Democrats because I'm a scabby, crusty recipient of food stamps and I don't know if the Republicans would support my right to be a worthless parasite.

Don't know what else to say so I'll just end this lesson with an quote from Skeletor that is irrelevant to what I was talking about:

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war. - Ann Coulter